also-also:

These themes are now available here:

• Group
• Icons
  

You will need to install Stylish to use them.

Because quite a few people have been asking for these. :) (I’ve actually never done this before. The code was copy/pasted from tonguechele’s textless version, which you can find here. The original group picture can also be found here.)

Enjoy!

shavingryansprivates:

1 in 10 household items are gay

public-anemone:

delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

• Terms and Useful Phrases
  • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
  • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
  • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
  • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
  • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
  • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
  • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
  • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
  • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
  • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
  • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
  • Beer   -   Giggle Water
  • Legs   -   Gams
  • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
  • Rich Person   -   an egg
  • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
  • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
  • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
  • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
  • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
  • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
  • Classy   -   Swanky
  • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
  • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
  • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

danceswithsharks:

peanutbutter-nutella:

thesladeninstitute:

oncie-kun:

loves-not-a-three-way-street:

ryanrossisaswanprincess:

I “mLAUGINGF SO HAQRD I C OUDN’T CLICK ON THE REBLOGB BUTTONM

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIghT NOW, I CAN’T DSGJDSLGSKJG
OMG, HELP I CaN’T BREATHE 
PLEASE SOMEONE HELP 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH OMG hELP OMG OMG OMG SIJFFHDGFD

WHY AM I LAUghing SO HaRd HELP

i CAN’t FUCking BREATH OMg

I STARTED CHOKING

AND THEN I SCREAMED AND IT HURTS TO LAUGH

I was going to make a comment about how I knew the song in the first half-second, and then SUDDENLY OMG LAUGHTER

WHY OH MY GOD IDONT UNDERSTAND WHY IN LAUHUNG SO HARD

HI, HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU GOOD? YOUR MOTHER, FINE? DADDY? DOG? PARROT? OK, ENOUGH WITH THE BLABLABLA AND LET’S LEARN HOW TO DO THIS THING! you’ll need: a extracted picture (which i have a tutorial for — credit goes to nanresrouces @ tumblr) or a text (fonts recommendation). here you go: 1) duplicate your text/picture; 2) go to the yin-yang thing and find the “color fill” option; 3) put it between the copy & original picture/text; 4) right click the color fill and choose the option “clipping mask”; 5) move the original layer to the right/left/up/down until you reach the desired position and you’re done! for the visual tutorial: (click!) if questions still remain, drop by!

karenkavett:

I loved Charlieissocoollike’s recent video Don’t Break the Chain, so I designed a monthly calendar for the rest of the year so we can all keep track of our goals too, starting today, May 1st.

You can download the PDF right here. In the photos above, it’s printed at 7.5”x7.5” on cardstock, though of course you’re free to print it at whatever size works best for you.

I only designed it in black and white, so feel free to draw all over it, and try drawing the X’s in a colored pattern for extra motivation. Enjoy!

passthebleach:

What Makes You Beautiful- Napolean Dynamite

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